Blossom™ – Funny Kitchen Sign for Moms
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The Kitchen Sign That Gets a Real Laugh
You hang it on the wall. She walks in. She reads it. Then comes the laugh — the real, doubled-over kind.
That's what this vintage "Love, mom ♥" metal sign does. It turns a tired old "do the dishes" joke into the funniest thing in her kitchen.
One of Our Most-Gifted Kitchen Signs This Year
✓ A real laugh, every time
The "Love, mom ♥" twist makes it warm, not mean. She'll laugh the first time she reads it — and every time after.
✓ Looks like a vintage shop find
Matte black finish with soft worn edges. Reads like a piece she's had for years, not a cheap online buy.
✓ Holds up in a real kitchen
Made from durable rust-proof metal with a waterproof matte finish. Safe near the sink, the stove, even the steam.
✓ Hangs in under a minute
4 pre-drilled holes. One nail or one strip of mounting tape. No tools, no fuss, no measuring.
What you get today
- Lovenote™ vintage kitchen sign
- Rust-proof, waterproof matte black metal
- 4 pre-drilled holes — ready to hang
- Free tracked US shipping
- 60-day at-home guarantee
Seasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.
60-day at-home guarantee
Return it for a full refund if it doesn't look as good or feel as well-made as described.
Specifications
- Size: about 8 x 12 inches
- Material: Durable rust-proof metal with matte waterproof finish
Do these run true to size? They fit true to size for most. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, we suggest sizing up one.
Can I wear this to the office? Yes. Styled with the right pieces, it reads polished and professional while keeping the silhouette clean.
Will the fabric fade after washing? The fabric is pre-washed to soften the feel and minimize fading. Wash cold and hang dry to keep the color rich.
Wrong size? Displeased? No problem! If for any reason you are not satisfied with the product, we offer a 60 day return policy.
To minimize our carbon footprint, we don't keep all our products in stock. Instead, we make them on demand, which may result in slightly longer delivery times. This approach lets us offer better prices, benefits the environment, and helps avoid unnecessary waste. Once your payment is confirmed, we'll begin processing your order right away — it typically takes 1–3 business days to prepare and ship. After dispatch, you'll receive a confirmation email with a tracking number, and you can follow your order anytime on the Track Your Order page. On average, you'll receive your order within 3–8 working days after dispatch.
